just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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