Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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