How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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