Your tits are I can't wait for
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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