Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.