drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
being pregnant is like rehab
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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