Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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