That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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