You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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