Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
no, he came in my armpit
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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