party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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