one two three fourrrrnication!
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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