you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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