Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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