oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof