I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm