In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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