your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
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Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.