yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I could make wine with my vomit
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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