Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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