that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
