But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
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everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
time to smoke my breakfast
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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