Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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