is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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