why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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