need another drink. this is the easiest way
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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