Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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