another moral hangover. fuck.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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