one might say we're banned from that church
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
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