I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Never underestimate the power of titties
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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