that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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