"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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