JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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