: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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