so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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