Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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