Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
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A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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