a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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