I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm at about main and main street
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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