return my video game
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
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I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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