I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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