dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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