More tranny stories later!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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