Is it because I queefed?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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