So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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