The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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