My sheets look like a crime scene.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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