when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
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I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
