All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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