No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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