If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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