Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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