i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Ladies don't puke and tell
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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