I look better un-naked...
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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