"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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