I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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