Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
